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Pirate Macauley 

Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.
"Pirate Macauley pillaged my village!" "Really? You were lucky to survive!"
Pirate Macauley by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013

Pirate Macauley 

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.
"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

Macauley Culkin 

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.
you must emphasize on the 'a'.

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012

macauley smikoken' 

1. a: One whom is hotter than smokin'

2. a: A Swede's attempt at pronouncing Macauley Kulkin
ex1.

Damn, that Barstool Local Smokeshow of the day is macauley smikoken'.