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Macaully 

A beautiful and creative soul, fair and honest, has an intolerance for injustice, can be stubborn and opinionated but learns fast and has a photographic memory. She is a wise and loyal friend but cross her and she never forgets. She never feels alone as she enjoys her own company and looks forward to her downtime.
A Macaully would never get along with Benedict Arnold.
Macaully by flying rug February 3, 2010
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Pirate Macauley 

Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.
"Pirate Macauley pillaged my village!" "Really? You were lucky to survive!"
Pirate Macauley by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013

Pirate Macauley 

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.
"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

Macauley Culkin 

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.
you must emphasize on the 'a'.
'I think I can hear The Captain coming...'
Macaulay by sugar_daddy May 27, 2005

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever
person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"
Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012
Word of the Day on November 21, 2012

macauley smikoken' 

1. a: One whom is hotter than smokin'

2. a: A Swede's attempt at pronouncing Macauley Kulkin
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Damn, that Barstool Local Smokeshow of the day is macauley smikoken'.
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