Mac Genius

The low of the low when it comes to tech support.

Also seen as an oxymoron in most tech circles.

Friend A: (Talking to friend who is a Mac Genius) Hey, can you help me with this problem I am having on this Server?

Friend B: Why are you asking him for help?!?

Friend A: I thought he was a Mac Genius.

Friend B: Again I ask, why are you asking him for help?

Mac Genius by NetSecHelp August 24, 2010

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mac genius

A person who does tech support at an wordapple store/word. Works at the genius bar.

Teh new Mac Genius at the SoHo Apple Store is really sexy :p

mac genius by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

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mangenius

An idea formed in the male brain that females cannot understand but other males find amazing.

Sitting in the garage with an area heater on and the garage door open is mangenius because the area you are in is warmer and you still have the ability to observe the neighborhood for friends.

mangenius by jcmayf January 12, 2010

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magenius

Someone with the higher mental capabilities of a genius and also posess the powers of a magician.

TJ is a magenius; he's smart as hell and does some amazing tricks.

magenius by Peter F May 5, 2006

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McGenius

somebody who is fat and extremely stupid. used sarcastically.

he failed his test while drinking bacon grease, what a McGenius!

McGenius by poopoomofo November 8, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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