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Definitions by teh_applegoddess

apple computer

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.

boyfriend 

cute guy geek that you can spend tons of time with at the apple store, and he won't complain.

mac genius 

A person who does tech support at an wordapple store/word. Works at the genius bar.
Teh new Mac Genius at the SoHo Apple Store is really sexy :p
acronym for operating system. the best one is teh Mac OS, followed by Unix, then Linux and finally Windows (hands down the worst OS on earth)
Apple and Microsoft are competing against each other to get more people to use their OSes
os by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003
Doctor of Philosophy, a person who has a PhD degree from a university
Hey Andy I'm getting my PhD in Computer Science soon!
PhD by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

computer science 

self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.
Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder. Most commonly found in children, the main symptoms of this disorder is a lack of attention and too much activity or excessive daydreaming. Ritalin is the drug of choice to treat ADHD.
Most of my classmates have ADHD. Teachers are always frustrated.
ADHD by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003