teh_applegoddess's definitions

apple computer

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991

apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.

by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003

os

acronym for operating system. the best one is teh Mac OS, followed by Unix, then Linux and finally Windows (hands down the worst OS on earth)

Apple and Microsoft are competing against each other to get more people to use their OSes

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

boyfriend

cute guy geek that you can spend tons of time with at the apple store, and he won't complain.

my boyfriend likes apple.

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

ADHD

Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder. Most commonly found in children, the main symptoms of this disorder is a lack of attention and too much activity or excessive daydreaming. Ritalin is the drug of choice to treat ADHD.

Most of my classmates have ADHD. Teachers are always frustrated.

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

deface

what a hacker usually does to someone's website

why did you have to do such a bad job at defacing microsoft's website?!

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

computer science

self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.

Computer science r0x0rz!

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

mac genius

A person who does tech support at an wordapple store/word. Works at the genius bar.

Teh new Mac Genius at the SoHo Apple Store is really sexy :p

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003