Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
An idea formed in the malebrain that females cannot understand but other males find amazing.
Sitting in the garage with an area heater on and the garage dooropen is mangenius because the area you are in is warmer and you still have the ability to observe the neighborhood for friends.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"