MABATE 

The abbreviation for Masturbate or just something you say when you do not know what you are going to do that day.

Hey JOe what are you doing today?
Mabatin'!
shut up joe

MABATE by dip December 9, 2004

mabate 

A word originally used to describe self-manipulation. It evolved into a description of what one intends to do with the course of the day, ie, to replace the common slang term 'nm'. It then completely degenerated into a word that, once said, would be repeated by every person within a twenty foot radius, reminiscent of the seagulls from Finding Nemo.

Person 1: Hey, why didn't you call me last night?
Person 2: Sorry, Jeff Goldblum was on A&E, and I had to MABATE!
Every person within a twenty foot radius: MABATE!

mabate by Harry S. Truman December 15, 2004

mayatera 

A derogatory term for mexican women who sleep with black men.

Javier : damn! Juanita got attitude with me just for trying to get her number

Jose : Nah , she's just a mayatera who cares

mayatera by VOVZ33 August 6, 2021

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010

manatee 

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

manatee by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003

Mamatees 

n. 1. Used when referring to the breasts of an older woman or cougar.

Pronounced like "manatees" with an m.

Damn, look at those huge mamatees on Connor's mom across the room!

Mamatees by boydilla June 5, 2009

Manatee joke 

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described

"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?

Manatee joke by Jlarge November 14, 2007