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Maaike is a beautiful girl. A t a young age, Maaike acts like she is already an adult, and has different world views. She is very persuasive, kind, gentle, and loving. Maaike will deny any compliment, whether it’s about her work, life, cooking, baking, and especially her body. She is very insecure when it comes to her body. Maaike is very talented when it comes to music, life skills, and writing.

Maaike’s favourite things include listening to music and hanging out with her best friends— and speaking of friends, if your are her friend you are a very lucky person. Maaike has major trust issues but people find it easy to talk, and trust her
Maaike is one of a kind, and a little bit retarded
When it comes to love, Maaike looks for a sense of humour and personality. She doesn’t care about looks. Even if she was crushing a little bit, she would never tell.
Wow... you’ve sure got a Maaike of a friend there. Hold on to her and never let her go.
Maaike by Baked.Potato May 12, 2019
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Very sweet, possible out of space kind of pretty girl.
Knows everything about fairytales and mushrooms,
get's pretty upset while talking about cheese.
Wow, that girl is so maaike, she stands there crying because of cheese....
Maaike by calibrium January 28, 2010
Majken

Majken is a name. It is most likely given to girls...

Majken is the best friend you'll ever have - she will always be there for you and she will not let you down, because she cares for you.

A Majken is very good at listening, when you have got some problems, you need to express - BUT at the same time she is even better at talking! Actually she talks more than a dozen of elderly women at a knitting club on a wednesday afternoon.

A Majken likes the occasional drink... Well, actually she loves to drink! A lot! Beer, vodka etc. and she is almost always drunk, but she is also a lovely, sweet and funny girl.
"She's such a good friend."

"Well, what can you say? She is a Majken."

"Wow, dude! She is sooo drunk!"

"Yeah, that's definately a Majken!"
Majken by kanye-east December 20, 2010
A great friend, that's all around perfect, except when it comes to sports. Maaike friends also have amazing gorgeous curly hair.
You're a great Maaike friend.

I wish there were more Maaikes in the world.
Maaike by Anna Banana Bread May 31, 2010
Your Majken is so beutiful

I wish my Majken was like yours
A Maarken is a blow in, usually Male. Known to sleep on your couch for days at a time, eat your food and adopt your pets as their own. The name "Maarken" comes from the act of animals marking out their territory as the Maarken will usually claim the couch, the fridge and the land between as their own.
That dude is Maarken his territory, he crashed on my couch on friday and hasn't left yet.
Maarken by Juffy January 9, 2008
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