Maarken

A Maarken is a blow in, usually Male. Known to sleep on your couch for days at a time, eat your food and adopt your pets as their own. The name "Maarken" comes from the act of animals marking out their territory as the Maarken will usually claim the couch, the fridge and the land between as their own.

That dude is Maarken his territory, he crashed on my couch on friday and hasn't left yet.

Maarken by Juffy January 9, 2008

St. Maarten 

A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.

Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen

St. Maarten by Tweetygyal March 6, 2009

maarten 

The name comes from latin: king of lightning.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more

People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.

Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.

Thanks, im nearly as good as that guy called Maarten

maarten by name analyzer11 October 17, 2010

Maarten 

A really cute and sweet guy, would do anything for you if you really needed it. Super helpful and really handsome. Very pretty and deserves the world

Ohh who’s that cutie over there?
Omg that’s Maarten

Maarten by Ilikemaarten16 December 25, 2021

Maarten 

The highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!!

Did you build that LEGO Castle
Yes, I'm proud I'm such a Maarten.

Did you just kill him with a headshot :O!
Yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol Maarten shot.

Maarten by Diddy Geller December 15, 2008

Maarten 

Maarten hates this site because this site is stupid

This site is shit, that's what Maarten said

Maarten by RandomMaarten April 24, 2017

Maarten 

The most handsome and sweetest human to exist. When you think you`re worthless and unlovable, a Maarten can change that. Make sure to hold onto him for as long as you can as you won`t mean anybody who is even close to his level of perfection ever again.

Person 1: Woah what`s that coming down from the clouds?
Person 2: Oh that`s our favourite god, maarten.

Maarten by ihavethebestboyfriend August 11, 2020