m.l.i.p. 

meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is

"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"

m.l.i.p. by bFigs January 27, 2010

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E 

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

M.I.L.P. 

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.

"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."

M.I.L.P. by Bwilks July 29, 2009

M.I.L.P.H. 

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

M.I.L.P.H. by Brian043 June 28, 2008

L.I.M.P. 

A female P.i.m.p who is able to control men at her own will

Ally is a L.I.M.P., and is able to fuck all the younger guys

L.I.M.P. by tobascofox January 21, 2009

L-I-M-P 

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.

Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?

L-I-M-P by Knight009 July 12, 2017

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P 

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021