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m.l.i.p.

meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is
"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"
by bFigs January 27, 2010
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R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.
by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
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M.I.L.P.

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.
"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."
by Bwilks July 29, 2009
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M.I.L.P.H.

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding
by Brian043 June 28, 2008
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L.I.M.P.

A female P.i.m.p who is able to control men at her own will
Ally is a L.I.M.P., and is able to fuck all the younger guys
by tobascofox January 21, 2009
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L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.
Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?
by Knight009 July 12, 2017
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F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy
F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long
by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021
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