Definitions by Brian043

M.I.L.P.H. 

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

M.I.L.P.H. by Brian043 June 28, 2008

Ass 

The buttocks, one of the most adored parts of the female body. Considered by many men to be better than boobs

An awesome ass makes up for a lack of rack!

Ass by brian043 June 28, 2008