M.I.L.P. 

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.

"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."

M.I.L.P. by Bwilks July 29, 2009

M.I.L.P.H. 

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

M.I.L.P.H. by Brian043 June 28, 2008

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

m.l.i.p. 

meaning: my life is pot.

mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is

"dude, i just accidently gave my mom my bag of purple haze! m.l.i.p."

"wowwwww, im so zootedddd! mmmmmlip!"

m.l.i.p. by bFigs January 27, 2010

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f. by XYungeloest July 11, 2021

p.i.m.p.l.e 

acronym, Pissing (or piss) in my pants laughing ecstatically.

Em: that joke was so funny it made me p.i.m.p.l.e!

p.i.m.p.l.e by *Emshaw March 11, 2009

L.I.M.P. 

A female P.i.m.p who is able to control men at her own will

Ally is a L.I.M.P., and is able to fuck all the younger guys

L.I.M.P. by tobascofox January 21, 2009