2 definitions by Ndageto

B.M.D.

Black Man's Disease, namely, falling out asleep after a big (or not-so-big) meal. Of course, you don't have to be black to have it, but that's the community where I first heard the expression, and a lot of folks use it. Sometimes known as "The Itis" (pronouced eye-tiss).

My homie had B.M.D. on the way home from the restaurant, started snoring like a foghorn in the car.

by Ndageto February 24, 2010

Uberswoop

To send an Uber to your friend's house to pick them up so you can hang out at your own place (as opposed to driving over there and back yourself)

I Uberswooped my friend Grant so we could hang out all afternoon at my house.

by Ndageto September 3, 2019