Definitions by Ndageto
Uberswoop
To send an Uber to your friend's house to pick them up so you can hang out at your own place (as opposed to driving over there and back yourself)
B.M.D.
Black Man's Disease, namely, falling out asleep after a big (or not-so-big) meal. Of course, you don't have to be black to have it, but that's the community where I first heard the expression, and a lot of folks use it. Sometimes known as "The Itis" (pronouced eye-tiss).