b.m.f.d. 

bad mother fuckin dog

stephen - were you being a good dog last night?
ashley - hell ya
stephen - na i heard you were being a b.m.f.d.

b.m.f.d. by stevie(mo)b March 1, 2010

B.A.M.F.D 

Bad Ass Motha F*ckin Drummahhh

kid that can beat dem drums like its nobodys business

"that B.A.M.F.D bang those drums like they some hot girl"
"that drumma be a motha fucka that can beat those thangs like a bad ass-B.A.M.F.D"

B.A.M.F.D by He'sBeautiful_angel November 25, 2009

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f 

this stands for : be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don't be my friend. It stems from the lyrics of the song 'Bad Boy' ~ Cascada. It became a widespread trend within the Gacha community using the format of "'It's always but never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...'"

Npc 1: bro its always 'I wuv you lovebug but it's never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...
Npc 2: Girl wtf i just asked about how your day went

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f by sortaasleepy July 16, 2024

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

D.M.F.B. 

A colloquial term that describes a specific individual native to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It began as a joke but now is used to refer to the filmmaker. Stands for Dougie Mutha' F*ckin' B

Have you seen that new short by The D.M.F.B.? It was pretty tight!

D.M.F.B. by filmer0343 October 7, 2007

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? 

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. 

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B. by Billy January 20, 2005