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Möwen means laughing and screaming out of the blue.
Möwen is laughing and screaming out of the blue.

Fred: Look, Gary is möwing again.

Mom: Son, i heard you möwing last night. You should be asleep!!
möwen by thisisferdi July 27, 2021
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The name given to a single person who has become so lost in life that they resort to sitting alone at home or at work muttering utter gobshite to themselves and gaining funny looks from everyone else around them.
"That poor feller is a propper Mowen he is... stay away before he spits on you and yell's out shit "
mowen by Spencer Clark March 18, 2008
Related Words
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Bitch Mowen 

A strange method for the self-inducement of vomitting, the bitch mowen is believed to have originated somewhere on the east coast of Australia. To pull a bitch mowen, first one must locate ones person within the confines of a public lavatory stall. Generally speaking, any frequently used public restroom will do, but the probability of the successful implementation of this precarious manouvre will increase with the level of filth present.

Once inside the stall, one must flatulate in the bowl of the toilet, however if one is so inclined, the deposition of actual faecal matter may also be of assistance in this delicate process.

Finally, one should turn and place ones head into the toilet bowl and inhale as deeply as possible in an attempt to stimulate their own gag reflex.

Though there would appear to be mixed reports as to whether or not this particular manouvre is actually even feasible in terms of initiating vomitting, one cannot go passed the simple fact, that the bitch mowen is an elegant solution to all those unwanted calories and is truly a wonderful new addition to the ever growing list of stupid stuff my friends seem to do.

In short, the bitch mowen is all about breathing in your own fart in an attempt to make yourself vomit.
"Oh shit, I forgot my tooth brush and I need to vomit before my photo shoot... Guess I'll have to pull a Bitch Mowen"
Bitch Mowen by absqueeli frost March 14, 2010

J moment 

A reference to something J did/said or something similar
Person: I slapped someone yesterday
Person 2: J moment
J moment by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

Ah-oh moment 

1.the moment that occurs when one questions themselves, Did I just say that, because I meant to just think it? 2. the moment one is lacking impulse control and wishes they were invisible.
Mark doesn't think you're ugly. He must have had an Ah-oh moment.
Ah-oh moment by pyra023 September 9, 2010

Crackhead Moment 

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.
John just had a Crackhead moment
Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020
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