lylebility

Da extreme legal risk of keeping a crocodile for a house-pet.

Bernard Waber was merely writing kiddie-fiction, Folks --- large toothy reptiles do NOT make good domestic companions, and so having them around would be an enormous "lylebility"!

by QuacksO July 23, 2025

lyleability

An action condemmed by a friend named Lyle.

Guys, we cant use my turntables because it would be a lyleability.

by waterloo2011 July 7, 2010

lolability

When a n00b/g00b laughs at an inaprporiate time. instead of saying your a fucking liability you say lolability

n00b: lolololololol
normal person: your a fucking lolability. fuck off
n00b: lol

by Wispa!!LOL!! January 21, 2009

Lyleability

Da legal responsibility for distress and/or damages caused by your live-in crocodile friend.

Clover Sue Hipple's mom initially viewed da large neighborhood reptile as merely a dangerous Lyleability, but then when said green scaly entity saved her little girl from drowning, said formerly-intolerant lady-parent quickly changed her mind and considered said toothy animal a hero and a great friend.

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

lyeability

Refers to your degree of legal responsibility regarding injury/damage from caustic soda.

Anyone utilizing sodium hydroxide in manufacturing, cleaning, or other frequent-use application should always have lyeability insurance.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019