lying fart 

lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts

damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart

lying fart by hezdai November 16, 2020

Lying Farter 

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

Lying Farter by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

Laying Fart 

When you or someone else (either alone or in the presence of others) is laying down and suddenly rip a fart

Jack: The other day I was laying down in bed watching a movie with Jules and she suddenly ripped a Laying Fart.

Marc: And....

Jack: I think I’m in love

Laying Fart by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021