lvqtm
Laugh Very Quietly To Myself
that was so funny. lvqtm!
lvqtm by Tyler A.K.A T-baby January 16, 2008
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lvqtm
Laugh Very Quietly To Myself
that was so funny. lvqtm!
lvqtm by Tyler A.K.A T-baby January 16, 2008
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LQTM
(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.
LQTM by SarcasmRus October 25, 2011
lvqimh
lvqimh by Colin Kochevar August 20, 2008
LQTM
"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.
When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
LQTM by David Hamlin July 7, 2006
Word of the Day on June 14, 2007
LQTMWTARY
A variation of LQTM, LQTMWTARY means: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.
Use this to make conversations via AIM and Myspace extra creepy, random, or to inform the person you're talking to that you want to just RAPE THE F*** out of them!
Use this to make conversations via AIM and Myspace extra creepy, random, or to inform the person you're talking to that you want to just RAPE THE F*** out of them!
MD: have you seen this vid? www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug
*watches video*
DS: OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! LMAO!
MD: I know! LQTMWTARY!
DS: uhh... what's that mean?
MD: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.
DS: ...I'm gonna go now...
*watches video*
DS: OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! LMAO!
MD: I know! LQTMWTARY!
DS: uhh... what's that mean?
MD: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.
DS: ...I'm gonna go now...
LQTMWTARY by CountFunkula October 23, 2008
LQTM
'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.
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