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(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.
"I read Melissa B's humorous Facebook post and it had me LQTM"
by SarcasmRus October 25, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.
by David Hamlin July 07, 2006
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'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.
White Boy A says: he was all up in my grill!!
White Boy B says: lqtm
by Kahno June 14, 2007
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Laugh quietly to myself. Founded by Demetri Martin.
Demitri Martin, "Lol's are just over rated. I always type 'lqtms'. Its more honest anyway."
by allatropic February 08, 2007
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A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.
That is pretty funny loll.
by Usul June 14, 2007
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an alternate version of typing that you are laughing, such aslol or rofl. Stands for 'laugh quietly to myself'
Guy1: *tells a joke*

Guy2: lqtm

Guy1: wtf does that mean?
by Dhayne November 16, 2007
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