LQTM 

(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.

"I read Melissa B's humorous Facebook post and it had me LQTM"

LQTM by SarcasmRus October 25, 2011

LQTM 

"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.

LQTM by David Hamlin July 7, 2006

LQTM 

'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.

White Boy A says: he was all up in my grill!!
White Boy B says: lqtm

LQTM by Kahno July 11, 2007

lqtm 

Not well known but it stands for "Lesbians quietly tickling monkeys"

Lqtm is enjoyed by many lesbians

lqtm by Rslover92 November 26, 2009

lqtm 

an alternate version of typing that you are laughing, such aslol or rofl. Stands for 'laugh quietly to myself'

Guy1: *tells a joke*

Guy2: lqtm

Guy1: wtf does that mean?

lqtm by Dhayne December 14, 2007

lqtm 

lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol."
A more truthful "lol."

No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol.
It's a filler.
Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.

AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis."
AIMname2: "lqtm."

lqtm by Mara Mara January 9, 2008

lqtm 

Laughing Quietly To Myself, because no one really laughs out loud.

Sadie:i went to the beach over spring break :)
Alison:which one? Neskowin?
Sadie:ya!! how'd you know?
Alison:because you always wear that neskowin sweatshirt...
Sadie:O! haha, wow...
Alison:lqtm

lqtm by ms.laughsalot April 1, 2009