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The ole lurkins 

Holding your own tord online so that that you can rage post and eat hot pockets at the same time
Hey John are you busy? "yeah I'm pulling the ole lurkins tonight ".. But tomorrow I'm headed to the tord if you wanna go
The ole lurkins by Infamus101 November 17, 2021

boo fatty lumkins 

The name given to fine ass cheeba
hey dude, you got any of that boo fatty lumkins, 'tis hurta shit
boo fatty lumkins by j January 12, 2005
Noun

1. Lurkins is a recently established surname of Old German and English origin derived by combining the family names "Lurth" and "Wilkins".

Verb
2. Behavior and actions of individuals of Lurkins ancestry.
Mr. and Mrs. Lurkins went out a lurkin in the neighbor's backyard after sunset.
Lurkins by Olive Dubois October 20, 2014

Luckinson 

A name meaning, dark matter that irradiates even darker blacker matter! Complete darkness in all irony of the last syllable "son" (sh-u-n)
Why yuh so Luckinson!? Gosh man!!!
Luckinson by i3ladeX August 29, 2010
To give head to someone
To give a blow Job to someone
Kelly gave lunkins to her boyfriend.
lunkins by Tinabbyyyyy September 2, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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