Lurkins 

Noun

1. Lurkins is a recently established surname of Old German and English origin derived by combining the family names "Lurth" and "Wilkins".

Verb
2. Behavior and actions of individuals of Lurkins ancestry.

Mr. and Mrs. Lurkins went out a lurkin in the neighbor's backyard after sunset.

Lurkins by Olive Dubois October 20, 2014

The ole lurkins 

Holding your own tord online so that that you can rage post and eat hot pockets at the same time

Hey John are you busy? "yeah I'm pulling the ole lurkins tonight ".. But tomorrow I'm headed to the tord if you wanna go

The ole lurkins by Infamus101 November 17, 2021

Lurking Murk 

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

Lurking Murk by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

haters are lurking 

when your enemies are watching you from afar without you knowing spying

mayne these haters are lurking bruh, we gotta watch out

haters are lurking by Kennetra January 13, 2008

Jerk Lurkin 

Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.

Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.

"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."

:::

Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>

Jerk Lurkin by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013

lurkin-ass-nigga 

A lurkin-ass-nigga is a crazy shit head thats all up in your business.

That foo martin is such a lurkin-ass-nigga.

lurkin-ass-nigga by 69Shithead69 March 7, 2016

insta-lurking 

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

insta-lurking by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016