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lundsford 

Someone who is intimate with a number of people's mothers.
That lundsford was over at my house again last night!
lundsford by Cotch Robinson October 8, 2007
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Stephen Lunsford 

An actor best known for his role in Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight and Bratz. He is also well known by Big Time Rush fans because he has is best friends with Erin Sanders who plays the recurring character of Camille on the show. Lunsford has also admitted that the two have maintained their friendship despite an on and off again romance. He has his own youtube channel, tumblr, and twitter. He is a Sagittarius, born November 25, 1989 and is famous for his wild and big curly hair, though he now has is short.
Teenage girl: Oh my gosh have you heard that guy Stephen Lunsford is going to be on Teen Wolf? He's so hot!
Stephen Lunsford by 787752az_1994 December 3, 2011

Lunsford 

An extremely attractive, highly intelligent, super courteous, and extraordinarily successful male with an incredibly charming sense of humor. Women find these men wonderfully satisfying in every way and commonly refer to them as the total package. Originally from the Southeast and known as Southern Gentlemen wherever they go, Lunsfords have been spotted across the Rocky Mountains and as far west as California. Lunsfords are often flanked by other Lunsfords and as a group they are collectively known as Lunsford Brothers.
Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #1: My man is absolutely awesome. He’s handsome, polite, funny, owns his own jet, and is a tremendously satisfying lover.

Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #2: Wow! He sounds like a real Lunsford, does he have a Brother!?
Lunsford by SouthernGentleman August 24, 2016

Lunceford 

A dark nippled Mexican who doesn't admit to being Mexican and is extremely lazy. Usually drives a lifted red cholo truck. With a sound system that does not work and thinks he is king of circle finger below the waste.
Wow look at that Lunceford over there, glad I'm not friends with him.
Lunceford by Mr doctor zuez August 10, 2012

Lunsford 

The act of plowing a robust woman and grunting to display one's dominance over her. Followed by adamant denial of the act in the morning despite ample evidence to contrary.
"Did you hear Johnny and that chunker last night? I bet that asshole denies and pulls a Lunsford."
Lunsford by gruntsRus January 19, 2012

emma langsford 

most gorgeous woman ever. super cool with lots of friends. all boys adore her.
Wow that girls gorgeous and she's so popular... she's a total emma langsford

Lunsford Disorder 

A chronic condition wherein a person; usually a coworker, takes advantage of any assistance they can get. Lunsford Disorder worsens as the subject notices they can slowly defer their job tasks to you. Currently, there is no known cure.
So I’m busy working the other day. Then Kevin showed up and said a few things, asked some questions, next thing you know I’m doing his shit for him, detailing his truck, and picking up his dry cleaning downtown. I think he has Lunsford Disorder.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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