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Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lekku Lumps 

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive
She has Lekku lumps

Both lumps

"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, left her with a face like a plasterer's radio"
Both lumps by Da Real JZ February 21, 2009

Ranch Lumps 

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.
Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.
Ranch Lumps by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

cauliflower lumps 

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).
Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
cauliflower lumps by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

front lumps 

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.
Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.
front lumps by j krash June 8, 2007