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lumpy lumps 

lumpy ass boobies that sag.
dayum gurl you got some lumpy lumps.
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Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lekku Lumps 

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive
She has Lekku lumps

Both lumps

"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, left her with a face like a plasterer's radio"
Both lumps by Da Real JZ February 21, 2009

Ranch Lumps 

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.
Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.
Ranch Lumps by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

cauliflower lumps 

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).
Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
cauliflower lumps by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

front lumps 

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.
Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.
front lumps by j krash June 8, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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