lumppy

A fat guy that has penis shaped like a can of tuna. He is lethargic and seems to be narcoleptic.

Christopher is Lumppy; he falls asleep behind the wheel.

by Bugslinger June 25, 2016

lumpy gravy

n. cellulite. moslty cellulite on thighs.

you: Did you see that girl walk by in those shorts? Damn, that was some ass.

me: Her ass looked good but she was showing too much lumpy gravy.

by deluna June 30, 2006

lumpy space princess

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015

pull a lumpy

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

by dilly42 July 22, 2010

Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015

Trumpy Lumpy

The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.

“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”

“Naw way!”

“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”

by MyLump May 17, 2018