lumfani

meant to be funny but its just very autistic

Jonathan: hey man did you hear why the chicken crossed the road

Jefferey: no why

Jonathan: to get to the other side!

Jefferey: Lumfani!

by ball chopper March 31, 2021

lomfani staban

A word for calling people gay in South Africa.

The man was putting on make-up, I said, " lomfani staban."

by Mikaeel Daraot December 2, 2016

Luafani

A person who gets all the ladys with his big penis

Woah look at Luafani looking like a whole snack

by Luafani May 10, 2018

Lumanitis

The irritation one experiences when listening to the incessant clanging of the spoon in a bowl during the creation of the concoction known as Luma.

John: Doctor, my wife keeps making this terrible noise when making ice cream. It's all I hear now! It haunts my dreams!

Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.

John: Dear God, is there a cure?!

Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!

*clanging spoon*

John: NOOOO!!!

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

John: Oh, it was just a dream.

by ObsidianBlade August 6, 2012

lumanita

Usually a girl that’s a trash can that no one ever notices

Lumanita is such a trash can

by Thetrashherself November 19, 2018

Lumbani

A girl's name originating from Zambia

Can't eat food that doesn't contain salt

Lumbani: I can't eat this
Person: Why?
Lumbani: It doesn't have salt
Person: Salt digger

by NatIsTheBest April 15, 2023

Lumanic

1)A Micronational Language, unique to the Microcontenant Eutinea (Kigyanese Empire), consisting of alternate versions of letters in the English alphabet. as well as a set of accents and verious symbols. when spoken, sounds much like a mix of Turkish and Latin. 2)Of the Lumanic Archonite of the Empire of Kigyan. 3) A Micronational Religion Based on Reason and Understanding (Illumenation) of Christianity. also are Led to belive that God is a Femail (woman) Diety on the literal understanding that God "gave Birth to The Universe and Humanity" some refer god as the Lumanic word "Avietal". Translated meaning Goddess.

1)"Saphiurm Necto Kaerey, Ad Costrier" lyrics of the Kigyanese Military Band anthem. 2) Lumanic Goods are transported to our People from the east by Caravan. 3) The Lucis Dei is a Symbol not just to the Lumanic Faith, but to The Empire.

by VigilanteIntro April 29, 2012