Lumbani 

A girl's name originating from Zambia

Can't eat food that doesn't contain salt

Lumbani: I can't eat this
Person: Why?
Lumbani: It doesn't have salt
Person: Salt digger

Lumbani by NatIsTheBest April 15, 2023

Lumbani 

A girls name originating from Zambia

A loud, extroverted and outgoing girl with a lot of energy. Too much sometimes, can not hold in sexual urges.
Always has something to say, most of the time including 'balls'

Lumbani: black balls
Friend 1: wtf
Friend 2: #JustLumbaniThings

Lumbani by NatIsTheBest May 27, 2023

Lurbaniac 

When a person is addicted to adding late night definitions on urban dictionary.

I'm such a Lurbaniac and I should be sleeping.

Lurbaniac by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

lumfani 

meant to be funny but its just very autistic

Jonathan: hey man did you hear why the chicken crossed the road

Jefferey: no why

Jonathan: to get to the other side!

Jefferey: Lumfani!

lumfani by ball chopper March 31, 2021

Limbani 

Someone who likes half Lebanese girls. Hobbies may include spiking drinks, commenting on fertility, and horniness.

Limbani, she did not say yes!

Limbani by cocksucka69 May 8, 2022

Lumanitis 

The irritation one experiences when listening to the incessant clanging of the spoon in a bowl during the creation of the concoction known as Luma.

John: Doctor, my wife keeps making this terrible noise when making ice cream. It's all I hear now! It haunts my dreams!

Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.

John: Dear God, is there a cure?!

Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!

*clanging spoon*

John: NOOOO!!!

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

John: Oh, it was just a dream.

Lumanitis by ObsidianBlade August 6, 2012

lumanita 

Usually a girl that’s a trash can that no one ever notices

Lumanita is such a trash can

lumanita by Thetrashherself November 19, 2018