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meant to be funny but its just very autistic
Jonathan: hey man did you hear why the chicken crossed the road

Jefferey: no why

Jonathan: to get to the other side!

Jefferey: Lumfani!
lumfani by ball chopper March 31, 2021
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She’s a bitch and she loves being a whore.
Ugh there go Lualani with her stank ass.
lualani by Peoplessssssssss May 10, 2018
When Fire meets ice, Luatani doesn’t play with nonsense. Her butt can make a grown man cry but that’s nothing compared to the death stare that can melt you from the inside out. She loves intensely for 3 minutes at a time; the rest of the time steer clear of pissing this Latina Goddess off
Luatani said she would cut my balls off if I didn’t listen to her.
luatani by FlyLikeUstoleIt November 26, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026