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Liplocked Gridlock 

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.
The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.
Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010

lolcocked 

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".
"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"
lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

lubbocked 

This is the unpleasant term, first used by 'Loaded' a U.K. 'lads' magazine to describe death by fisting. Its roots lie in the case of a young man Stuart Lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and sex party hosted by the U.K. television celebrity michael barrymore.

It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
It is particularly awful way to die: being kidnapped by gay men and 'lubbocked' to death.
lubbocked by clinton sounds April 19, 2005

Lollicked 

Frollicked with an L at the beginning.
Danced.

Also means eaten gloriously.
She lollicked through the fields.

He lollicked the ice cream cone
Lollicked by lilypad111 April 17, 2011

bullocked 

Blindsided. Caught by total surprise. Publicly embarassed.
Her boyfriend was cheating on her....she was totally bullocked!!
bullocked by docsdeb May 5, 2010

Bullocked 

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)
guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.
Bullocked by freespin66 November 24, 2013