Bullocked

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)

guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.

by freespin66 November 25, 2013

Bullocker

One who is a loyal fan of Sandra Bullock!

If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)

by _Kizzzzzy July 01, 2013

bullocks

A term Americans mistakenly use when they really mean to say bollocks.

"Bullocks"? Bollocks, mate, say it right!

by Bud Rugged July 30, 2004

Bullocking

When you use a state-funded plane to cover up the fact that you are having an affair with your Commerce Secretary.

Named after Steve Bullock 2016 Montana political scandal

"Dude, thanks for the plane flight, my wife would be so pissed if she knew i was Bullocking her!"

by murfpostsfunnystuffs September 09, 2016

bullocks

bullshit; nonsense; balderdash

Slang from Britain that means bullshit

I can't believe they lost the game! That's such bullocks.

by Guy McDonovan December 03, 2003

bullocks

A cow's testicles. Used in slang to describe something Shitty, or something that has gone wrong.

Aw, thats Bullocks.
That bullocks went wrong

by your mum ting December 15, 2004

Bullock

Bull shit, a lie. But may be good if used as Dog Bullocks

Oh Mrs. Queen your dress is the dogs bullocks

"the dinosaurs were extinct when a giant fish came all over" Thats Bullock!

by Jonathan Ng November 08, 2007