ludichris

What da notion dat Columbus discovered America is.

Da famous --- or infamous, depending on how much you know/believe about him --- 1492 sailor never even laid eyes on da North American coastline, so to say dat we have him to thank for our eventually forming settlements here is totally ludichris!

by QuacksO December 20, 2023

ludacris mode

the act of male masturbation while squeezeing the part between the shaft and the tip. It is said the give a man a deeper orgasmic feeling.

Yo Ashton tried ludacris mode last night, heard it was legendary

by PlumpGeesy September 3, 2019

ludachristmas

a day before christmas where you get crunk and rock out!!

"aww man last night i was so wasted"
"thank god it was just ludachristmas!"

by Sophie4972 January 7, 2008

ludacris

crazy, pyschotic, off the wall, insane

Putting big saran wrap on the toilet is completly ludacris.

by Ashley January 3, 2005

ludacris

n. explosive diarrhea, a common side effect of food sensitivity consumption such as dairy, gluten, such as beer shits

v. the act of "Blowing It Out Yo Ass"

Defined from the rapper Ludacris's single "Blow It Out" released in 2003 from the album "Chicken N Beer".

A common code phase to friends and family explaining sudden departure to the nearest toilet. Easily texted reason for being late. Often shorten to luda.

"Every time I'm dying in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea, I'm humming Ludacris's "Blow It Out Ya Ass!" for moral support."

"Hey guys, go on without me. I gotta...ludacris. ludacris."

"Where are you?"
"ludacris"
"Oh, good luck"

"I'm going to be about 10 mins late. Ludacris"

by stick03 January 19, 2013

lcdchriss

6’3 dark-skin, rapper, 17 hellcats, stopped a car from hitting a baby with his own hands, w rizz, helped harriet tubman free the slaves and also built the underground railroad…

omg i’m screaming without the s, is that lcdchriss???

by jayquantavious jr III March 6, 2022

Ludicrosity

Ridiculousness. Ludicratiosness. Full on dumb.

The world ain't flat - that's sheer utter ludicrosity.

by T-Bird M'T May 22, 2005