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Count Lucio 

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".
"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
Count Lucio by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019
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Lucio101 

A King, a god but first and foremost a lyricist, Lucio101 is easily the best musician who ever came out of germany. Fuck Beethoven or Mozart ain't nobody gone listen to they boring ass music, Lucio101 is the a finesser with 3.5 Grams in the GESA.
Chad: Yo whos the most relevant german musician?
Virgin: Idk prolly Mozart?
Chad: Tf up wit you? Ever heard sb say "yo put on some mozart" everybody listens to the King of Finessing Lucio101 now.
Lucio101 by xliquid March 7, 2022
This man is literally good at every thing if you know a Lucio go ahead and just ask him out there’s no reason not to he is funny and handsome.
Hey do you know Lucio yeah the guy that is good at every thing
Lucio by Cooldude2421 July 22, 2021
Lucio is super nice caring and kind never let him go or if your in a relationship never let him go he may be shy but once you get to know him hes wierd and funny Lucio is a great and cute person
Lucio is suoer nice,wierd,and funny
Lucio by Random_girl2632 November 10, 2017

reddit lucio 

A reddit lucio is a person who plays the game overwatch, chooses the hero lucio, and goes the whole game without healing. Becuase heals are for the weak. This person is most likely an otaku and owns a body pillow most likely. Examples of a reddit lucio include: A wild stylosa, and DPStanky. The reddit lucio will most likely get yelled at by their team in overwatch, but they do not care for they say they have pushed the rienheardt off of the map once.
Stop being a reddit lucio and heal please
reddit lucio by Data Tracer April 20, 2017
Lucitik by Third_Player May 19, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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