A "Luban" is that complete lunatic that runs into a place, yells and demands something without saying anything relevant except for a
massive shockwave of made-up
words in a high pitch - and everyone in that place knows exactly what this beautiful
idiot wants - instantly.
"SQ@%×177HAVVA" - Look son, a
wild Luban! He wants to buy a pack of cigarettes.
"Allo blurrrghgg" - I'm sorry
sir, each household are only allowed to buy one pack of toilet
paper per visit.