A "Luban" is that complete lunatic that runs into a place, yells and demands something without saying anything relevant except for a massive shockwave of made-up words in a high pitch - and everyone in that place knows exactly what this beautiful idiot wants - instantly.
"SQ@%×177HAVVA" - Look son, a wild Luban! He wants to buy a pack of cigarettes.
"Allo blurrrghgg" - I'm sorry sir, each household are only allowed to buy one pack of toilet paper per visit.
"Allo blurrrghgg" - I'm sorry sir, each household are only allowed to buy one pack of toilet paper per visit.
by mphstphls October 21, 2020
Get the Luban mug.He has a Xavier, that is all you need to know. But be aware, when he turns red just give him some vodka.
by Pavel Taybr November 22, 2021
Get the Luban mug.Luban is a very obnoxious Jewish man that has a short temper at most people. However once you get to know them you realise that they do not believe they are obnoxious they think they are funnier than Sienfield. Once you get to know them good luck keeping them out of your lives. Eventually they start to grow on you and you can not imagine your life without a Luban.
by Thejewishtouch October 9, 2019
Get the luban mug.Luan Loud is a character from the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Luan is the fourth oldest child at 14 years old. She is a comedian who loves telling jokes and pranking people. She even started her own business, called “Funny Business Inc.” She has light brown hair which she wears in a ponytail, a white shirt with a pink squirt flower on it, a yellow skirt and yellow socks.
by Prettygirl_937 August 1, 2018
Get the Luan Loud mug.Also known as the "cemetery of dreams" by many Lebanese people, it is the center of corruption, lawlessness, misogyny, sexism, unemployment, racism, sectarianism, and anxiety.
Rocked by one of history's most powerful non-nuclear explosions on August 8, 2020, Lebanon's capital is specifically famous for its inter-sectarian conflicts. As a matter of fact, no one has been held accountable for that explosion yet, although many of the ruling politicians were aware of the presence of the ammonium nitrate that caused the explosion! Getting shot by stray bullets is a part of a citizen's daily life in the country, but worry not because there will always be a part of the rich elite trying to delude itself that Lebanon, where the population is sinking in poverty and famine, is the best country in the world!
Most importantly, Lebanon is Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Notorious for its incessant power cuts, often leaving those who rely on Électricité du Liban for electricity in the darkness for days, Lebanon is every emo or goth person's destination. Not only will the darkness guide you, but you will also find every needed reason to decide you no longer want to stay alive.
You'll struggle to put food on the table, get medical treatment, and afford an education, but you'll certainly be able to visit the beach and the mountains in less than an hour! That is, if you can afford fuel.
Live, Love, Lebanon!
Rocked by one of history's most powerful non-nuclear explosions on August 8, 2020, Lebanon's capital is specifically famous for its inter-sectarian conflicts. As a matter of fact, no one has been held accountable for that explosion yet, although many of the ruling politicians were aware of the presence of the ammonium nitrate that caused the explosion! Getting shot by stray bullets is a part of a citizen's daily life in the country, but worry not because there will always be a part of the rich elite trying to delude itself that Lebanon, where the population is sinking in poverty and famine, is the best country in the world!
Most importantly, Lebanon is Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Notorious for its incessant power cuts, often leaving those who rely on Électricité du Liban for electricity in the darkness for days, Lebanon is every emo or goth person's destination. Not only will the darkness guide you, but you will also find every needed reason to decide you no longer want to stay alive.
You'll struggle to put food on the table, get medical treatment, and afford an education, but you'll certainly be able to visit the beach and the mountains in less than an hour! That is, if you can afford fuel.
Live, Love, Lebanon!
by Lebanesefactss November 15, 2022
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The worst year in history-2020
Person 1: hey I have a bomb and don’t know we’re to test it out, any ideas?
Person 2: Yea let’s shoot it at the smoke in Lebanon and blame it on ammonium nitrate!
Person 1: hey I have a bomb and don’t know we’re to test it out, any ideas?
Person 2: Yea let’s shoot it at the smoke in Lebanon and blame it on ammonium nitrate!
by Mesiidor August 6, 2020
Get the Lebanon mug.Located Right smack in the middle of nowhere. Lebanon high school is located in the middle of a cornfield. This school is full of self loathing dumbasses that are so far up their parents bank account it's even funny.90% of the student body is white.5%latino,3%black,2%other. This school is known for the shitty parties where everyone acts Drunk when in reality it's watered down vodka because they don't want their parents to know their stealing it. And everyone Fucks each other for attention. Nobody dates at this school. Small town, half the parties are held at the teachers houses. if you choose to talk to somebody, your pictures will get sent around faster than Caloahan speed walking to block traffic for the busses. The only mediocre thing here is Friday Night lights. If you are unfortunate enough to attend a Friday night light.Good luck with parking.And if you see some white girls in too small of clothing carrying McDonald's styrofoam cups and they claim it is"sweet tea" don't be fooled. It's alchohol. Prom at LHS is the only one where everyone "gets lit"(or grinds) to "no hands" by Waka Flocka Flame and "all star"(shrek song). Winter formal, They talk up a big game but when your in middle of having a good time they'll pull you out of the crowd and breathilize you. You have the choir,the religious,emo kids,
GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,
student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!
GSA,black people,wannabe black people,AP overachievers,
student athletes,and if your not any of those then welcome to ultimate frisbee! Let's not forget to SEIZE THE DAY!
P1: I want to go to a school that's kinda between white trash and white privilege
P2: did you try lebanon high school?
P2: did you try lebanon high school?
by Perfumepicture June 5, 2017
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