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Lu'an BJX 

A Westerner who has developed a strong affection for a smaller Chinese city, such as Lu'an in Anhui.
"Why doesn't your friend PB move to Beijing?"
"Oh, he's a real Lu'an BJX - and I don't blame him, given all the lovely girls there!"
Lu'an BJX by Mr. Lu'an November 22, 2021

Mike, Lu and Og 

The hidden and forgotten gem of the Cartoon Cartoon Era of Cartoon Network cartoons. It takes place when this 11 year old girl named Mike Mazinsky signs up for a foreign exchange program to an island. On this island there are the survivors of the crass of the Good Ship Betty Anne whom are British but live mostly like one would expect people stranded on an island would live. There is the self-proclaimed princess of the island Lu who is arrogant, full of herself, manipulative and selfish, but very much good for a laugh, and Og a boy genius who invents things that Mike tells them about her life in New York to round out the main characters. The island is called the Isle of Albonquetine and has about six people living on the part of the island Mike knows about at the beginning of the story. There is also another village on the other side of the island with more villagers and a group of turtle-soup obsessed pirates of the coast of the main island. Witty, dead-pan humor abounds and the whole thing somehow never gets old.

Unfortunately, it only lasted two seasons until it was cancelled, and it is next to impossible to find these days. The original pilot for the show is completely missing in action (at least in English).
Mike, Lu and Og, Typical Plot
The three children are on the beach sitting around doing nothing as usual. Mike is daydreaming about life back in Manhattan and suddenly she remembers how much she loves radio stations

"You know what this island needs, is a radio station."

Lu, laying under the shadiest area under a palm tree and raises an eyebrow questioningly

"Oh what is this time?"

"It plays music all over the city, Rap, Rock, Pop, Jazz, you name it. And there are the DJs who are these big angry guys who say who makes the song and that you can get free concert tickets if you can answer some trivia question a five-year old could answer. And there are commercials for car mechanics, lawyers and tons of stores you've never heard of before. But the best part, is that radio is on all day and all night seven days a week!"

Lu is not impressed and rolls her eyes at the foreign exchange girl's ramblings.

"That sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If you want music go talk to old Queeks (old guy who lives in a mountain and acts sorta like a witch doctor/ therapist/ cranky old guy) he's always chanting some stupid song or another."

Meanwhile Og has been pondering what Mike was saying and was silently lost in thought. The boy mutters incoherently to himself then flicks his nose ring and takes Mike by the hand. Mike is delighted and says.

"Let me guess, your gonna make one?"

Og mumbles and leads her to his shop/lab/shack to make the radio. It goes horribly wrong.
Mike, Lu and Og by Liftboard Rider October 20, 2013
very concieted, but it's not really considered concieted when it's the truth. you could easily get multiple orgasms very quickly just from the look of her. she's hot, sexy, sweaty and sometimes just used for show. no one does it better than a lu ann.
sometimes the name is used as a dirty body part.
"Damn, did you see his Lu Ann?"
"Damn, I would so motorboat her Lu Anns."
Lu Ann by Lu Ann October 8, 2008
Luan Loud is a character from the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Luan is the fourth oldest child at 14 years old. She is a comedian who loves telling jokes and pranking people. She even started her own business, called “Funny Business Inc.” She has light brown hair which she wears in a ponytail, a white shirt with a pink squirt flower on it, a yellow skirt and yellow socks.
Luan Loud by Prettygirl_937 August 1, 2018
Luana...A beautiful girl, inside and out. Walks with a sexy swagger and has a magnetic personality. Her subtle sexiness is a mystery to men, which all the more attracts them. She is smart, warm and witty. She is strong in character, and has a bit of shyness. But don't let her fool you; behind closed doors this phenomenal woman will keep her man begging for more. As a friend she is loyal, encouraging, honest, and loves to party...She is a a good dancer, a great dresser and will be brutally honest with you if you're wearing something unbecoming.
Wow...I wish I could walk like Luana, so sexy yet classy!

Grr...why do all the guys ask her to dance?

Man, this babe is amazing! I didn't want our date to end!

But Luana, don't these ripped jeans look hip?
Luana by Rocco Michelletti February 3, 2010
An amazing guy who is incredibly sweet, charming and simply amazing. He's a gentleman and enjoys sarcasm. He is very good at sports and has smile that is so cute. He could be shy at times, but if you get to know him, you'll be happy you did. He's one in a million. He knows what to say to cheer you up and knows how to make everyone feel special.
"Whoa that guy is amazing" "You mean Luan?" "Well Duh"
Luan by October Seventeen November 13, 2012