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milkman's lozenges
Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower
Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross
Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross
milkman's lozenges by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007
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Lady Lozenge
Lady Lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the clitoris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy.
"I was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!"
"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
"The gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate."
Lady Lozenge by peterRepeater_1 February 14, 2009
butt lozenge
Slang for suppository
Sidney: My piles are killing me!
Louie: Well, ram a butt lozenge up your arsetube! That'll help cool em down!
Louie: Well, ram a butt lozenge up your arsetube! That'll help cool em down!
butt lozenge by Figley E Whitesides December 14, 2007
Sausage Lozenge
A readily available remedy for a sore throat that a man carries with him at all times. The sufferer simply inserts the man's penis into her/his mouth and awaits the rush of medicinal goodness that's sure to cure even the most severe of sore throats*.
*May cure any number of other ailments.
*May cure any number of other ailments.
Sausage Lozenge by CoreyLovesPaintball March 21, 2009
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