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J.K. Lowling
J.K. Rowling, Author of the popular Harry Potter books, when she's fucking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, Pottermore information, etc.
Samantha, Rabid Fangirl: GODDAMNIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM POTTERMORE AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BETA BUT IT WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT I WILL BE GETTING ANOTHER EMAIL THAT WILL BE THE ACTUAL EMAIL. THEN I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL AND IT WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY WERE PREPARING TO SEND THE EMAIL. FUCK.
Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.
Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.
J.K. Lowling by Apokamptos August 29, 2011
Related Words
lowling • J.K. Lowling • loling • lolling • lolington • lowlights • lawling • lollington • Lollington Season • Lobling
literally loling
Actually Literally Laughing Out Loud not just saying so by typing LOL in a text, instant message, chat or the like. Literally loling is usually accompanied by a big Kool-Aid smile that lasts anywhere from a few seconds to several minutes after initial literal laughter subsides or is otherwise contained in order to avoid questions like "whats so funny?" from annoying ease droppers in close proximity or around the vicinity of said loler.
Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.
Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.
Literally loling takes extra effort to type and conveys to others that lol is not just being used as a sentence-filler by someone lazy or pretending to be amused and therefore should be used sparingly for those true lol moments.
Furthermore, it's use can expand past type/text scenarios when describing a literal lol moment.
K-rizztxt: So how was Vegas?
Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!
K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!
later that day (in a non-textversation)...
Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.
Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!
Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.
Metxt: OMG! At TAO, I was dance raped by a Puerto Rican midget chic from New York while her husband was snappin photos saying, "What happens in Vegas baby!" True story!
K-rizztxt: Woah dude! I'm literally loling! I wanna see the pics!
later that day (in a non-textversation)...
Kristi: Dude, you can't send messages like that while I'm at work! I was literally loling and was asked "whats so funny" by my obnoxious cubemate.
Me: Who cares check out the pix on my facespace!!! It was such a the hangover kind of weekend!
Kristi: Sounds like it, if you didn't have proof I'd think you'd pirated it from TFLN.
literally loling by Misa Rose August 14, 2009
Lolling
Laughing out loud. Adding -ing to a word means something is going on, has been going on, or will be happening. Lol stands for laugh out loud. So lolling is laughING out loud.
lolings
lolings by J.Shippo the Hippo May 24, 2008
loling forever
Used when something is so funny, you just can't stop laughing. Often used along side brb to make it clear that the user may need a moment to recover before they can actively participate in the conversation again.
brb, loling forever.
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*loling forever*
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Person 1: Where's David?
Person 2: I sent him a funny video, he's too busy loling forever to reply right now.
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*loling forever*
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Person 1: Where's David?
Person 2: I sent him a funny video, he's too busy loling forever to reply right now.
loling forever by WorMzy April 20, 2010
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