a suburban area west of philadelphia filled with mostly first class, conservative, snoby people. most girls are clones; white iPhones, dark brown hair, attention seekers, should i go on? druggies are accepted, consists of public school Harriton and Lower Merion (Kobe woop woop)
by staceyidfk October 28, 2013
Get the Lower Merionmug. A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.
All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.
Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.
All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.
People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.
If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.
Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student
Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs
Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes
Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student
"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.
Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.
All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.
People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.
If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.
Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student
Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs
Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes
Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student
"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?
Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.
Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?
Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy
Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.
Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.
Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?
Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy
Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.
by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009
Get the Lower Merion High Schoolmug. While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.
P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.
P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.
by Clara April 9, 2005
Get the lower merion high schoolmug. The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.
by CP12 April 30, 2006
Get the Lower Merion High Schoolmug. The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you
Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"
Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."
Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."
by blob-bob April 25, 2009
Get the Lower Merion School Boardmug. When a male poops and cums on the poop, he over the poops in cum like cake frosting. Then she gets honey and cover the poops with honey. After he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to fuck his girl friend he takes the poop out and shoves it in her ass. Then he fucks her analy, while the poops is in her ass it melts and the honey shit and cum mixs together. While fucking the mixture leak out. When the misture comes out it looks like gold rushing out of a mountain
by Dr. Johnny O August 9, 2010
Get the Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)mug. Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.
LM class of 27’
LM class of 27’
by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025
Get the Lower Merion High Schoolmug.