Lowe's

A codeword an OU tard will use when he wants to go smoke. This codeword was developed by the avetards when they started fucking with weed heavy and got the urge to smoke every night. The "Lowe's" codeword does not indicate the spot but rather just the idea of smoking. Although, the smoke sesh can occur anywhere, most sessions occur at the avetard house. Every once in a while, a cottard will also be hosting a sesh at their shit. Whenever they mention "pipe" and "Lowe's" in the same sentence, just know they ain't talking about no PVC pipe.

Froomie: Yo, y'all tryna go on a Lowe's run, I got bud and also copped a new pipe.

Lowe's by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020

lowe's

Tempory workhouse facility for retards. Occasionally sells home improvement supplies

I just got back from Lowe's; it's going to take me hours to get the drool and shit off my clothes.

lowe's by The Alyx of Troy October 6, 2007

Lowe's

A Warehouse full of Home Improvement products. Generally they look and act like Home Depot except they are Blue and Red instead of Orange and are the second largest home improvement chain. They also cater more to the richer and more womanly side of home improvement.

Husband: Lets go to Home Depot.
Wife: OMG I LOVE LOWE'S
Husband : ...

Lowe's by WorkedForBoth May 17, 2007

Lowe's

Home improvement store of the third kind.

I went to Lowe's today to find tools to fix my spaceship.

Lowe's by CecilBOY April 13, 2008

Lowe’s 

The worst store on the planet

Dad: son, we have to go to lowe’s
Son: why do we have to go to that boring place?

Lowe’s by DatMenke123 December 3, 2022

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

Lowe's Home Improvement by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

Lowe's Lemonade Stand 

The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.

Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.

Lowe's Lemonade Stand by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011