lowballer

A person who tries to get something for lower price than already set

Some lowballer just called me for this phone I put up on sale in craigslist and asked me if I could offer him a lower price for it than what I've already listed. To be curtious and not waste my time, I told him I would call him back but never did.

by iv81 October 29, 2008

lowballer

A man who's testicles, in this case referred to as balls, sink too low to the ground. It is implied that in this case, the man is old and senile (not that a lowballer must fit these qualities physically, but could just be thinking that way) and is, most importantly, thinking in a very spineless, immoral, and unethical way. He will usually find ways to scam people, or express his largely unethically-held beliefs. He is not jaded, but usually just a guy who hates people because he's a jackass.

A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis.

Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.

"Yo, did you hear what happened to that bike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Mo Khan stole it from Adil!"
"Are you serious? Aren't they friends?"
"Yeah, but Mo Khan fooled Adil and got to it first."
"What a fucking lowballer."
"Well, not completely. Mo Khan kinda just hustled him."
"Fuck you."

"Did you hear how I lowballed my teacher?"
"God dammit, what'd you do this time?"
"I told her I had cancer and got out of taking the final exam."
"Atleast you're still going to hell."

by Ballal-Din Sackrub November 4, 2009

Lowballer

Someone who offers a deceptively or unrealistically low bid. Often to cover the bidders misjudgment of the market.

Wow. klvn just tried to lowball everyone in our league a horrible trade cause he is a nuff and can't draft a viable team. His team has more holes than Swiss Cheese. Such a Lowballer.

by ROFLcopter66 March 1, 2017

Lowballer

A person making an unrealistic offer for something being sold. Typically a cowardly ploy done by message instead of in person because who in their right mind would insult a seller to his/her face with such an unrealistic offer? A lowballer is the worst form of vermin demonstrating a shameless attempt to be gifted while wasting your time. Lowballers are often whiners too and when the offer is rejected the seller is often forced to endure futher insults.

A seller is offering a moped with incredibly low mileage and in perfect condition allready priced well below market value. A lowballer messages offering 60% of the asking price stating "my son has saved xx amount of $$ would you take that?". Upon receiving "no" for an answer the lowballer replies saying you are an idiot for trying to sell old junk.

by michaelmcalgary July 14, 2025

slowballer

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.

Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.

by SMBerlin February 10, 2018

Lowball

(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, the term "lowball" is used by greedy sellers who don't understand depreciation and are attempting to make a buyer look bad.

Guy 1: That guy just tried to lowball me
Guy 2: Maybe you should read Economics for Dummies

by Trillzill420 June 24, 2021

Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.

That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019