mcdonald's new slogan. actually, according to maddox, who brought us the best page in the universe, defines it as an anagram. If you get rid of contractions, the letters in 'I am loving it' can be rearranged to form the truth 'ailing vomit'
The new MacDonalds slogan was shortened from its original form when test audiences did not respond well to "I'm lovin' it right now but I know that in half an hour or so I am going to have to evacuate my bowels whether I can find a public washroom or not." Lucky the second part of the slogan is still very much implied.
the 3 words that ruin athe song you were listening to on the radio that seemed acually pretty good, but turned out to be just one big fucking ad for McDonalds.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!