love shovel

A term used by young male farmer-types to describe their penis.

Guy - "I'm going digging tonight."
Girl - "Where?"
Guy - "In you! With my love shovel."

by Imcooterthanyou June 4, 2016

love shovel

Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out.

Hey, let me take you to the shed.

by Brentus August 23, 2005