Squirty white love piss is a word for a man’s spunk or semen
When you say to your lady, “Let me spread your legs and squirt your belly with my squirty white love piss, whilst my balls whack up against your anal piece”
When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.
Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.