Squirty white love piss is a word for a man’s spunk or semen
When you say to your lady, “Let me spread your legs and squirt your belly with my squirty white love piss, whilst my balls whack up against your anal piece”
When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.
Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).