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LOVE CHOCOLATE 

In the same vein as "Female ejaculation", The result of a particularly draining sexual experience. Sexual Climax brings about the involuntary relaxation of the arse sphincter, causing the "love chocolate" to flow.
"WTF? YOU SHAT THE BED?!"
" No, it's only love chocolate, honey, I swear! It's okay to eat it!"
LOVE CHOCOLATE by Cecil January 9, 2005
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Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel 

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

Chocolate Love Dream 

Something that a white girl calls a black guy when she wants to sleep with him.
Girl: "come here you chocolate love dream!"
dude: " mk miss vanila fool"

chocolate love tunnel 

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man
Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel
chocolate love tunnel by Ashers September 4, 2003

chocolate love 

omg my boyfriend is awesome I call it chocolate love

Chocolate tunnel of love 

1. A tradition tunnel of love, except through chocolate instead of water
2. Sweet, sweet anal sex
Guy: Thanks for going on the Chocolate Tunnel of Love with me again.
Girl: I was scared the first time I tried it, but after that, I was surprised how much I liked it!
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