Definitions by Ashers

love puff 

fanny fart

I was so embarrased the other night, I did a huge love puff during sex!!

love puff by ashers May 4, 2004

Lumber 

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

Lumber by Ashers September 5, 2003

pixie's dicks 

Erect nipples

God it's freezing without my clothes on mu nipples are like pixie's dicks

pixie's dicks by Ashers September 5, 2003

fit as mince 

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

fit as mince by Ashers September 4, 2003

Flu 

Vagina

I have an itch down below, I think I have crabs on my flu

Flu by Ashers September 4, 2003

jedda beds 

sun bed

I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds

jedda beds by Ashers September 4, 2003

Ding Dong 

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

Ding Dong by Ashers September 4, 2003