Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 05, 2003

chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

by Ashers September 04, 2003

fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

by Ashers September 04, 2003

hairy tuna bap

vagina

eurgh have you see her fanny, it looks and smells like a hairy tuna bap

by Ashers September 04, 2003

Dicking

Another word for shagging

Tin-ed from Brookie is always dicking the birds from the close

by Ashers September 04, 2003

she-man

Woman that looks like a man

God that womans ugly, she looks like a she-man

by Ashers September 04, 2003

paps

Breasts

Go on love, be a sport and get your paps out

by Ashers September 04, 2003