love puff

fanny fart

I was so embarrased the other night, I did a huge love puff during sex!!

by ashers May 04, 2004

jedda beds

sun bed

I need to top up my tan so I think I'll go ont the jedda beds

by Ashers September 04, 2003

hairy tuna bap

vagina

eurgh have you see her fanny, it looks and smells like a hairy tuna bap

by Ashers September 04, 2003

fit as mince

Good looking person

did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

by Ashers September 04, 2003

Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 05, 2003

chubby didget

Small fingers

Look at your hands, you have chubby didgets

by Ashers September 04, 2003

wamed

A person that physically has an unusually large head

Look at Ashleigh, she has a wamed

by Ashers September 04, 2003