Bardsloid

Expense Fraud.

That guy done a bardsloid by putting 3 lapdances on his expenses and fiddling the receipts.

by Cecil January 16, 2004

seven

To divert conversation to a better/more comfortable subject, or simply to avoid the current subject in order to get one's self out of the shit...used sometimes as an alternative to 'pass us that spade mate'

Man: Will you marry me?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Is that yes then?
Woman: Seven.
Man: So it's a no?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven what?
Woman: Seven.
Man: What d'ya mean seven?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven o'clock?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven deadly sins?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven wonders of the world...
Woman: Seven.
Man: Eight
Woman: Seven.
Man: Six
Woman: Seven.
Man: Fuck it.
....Mission Accomplished!!

by Cecil April 11, 2005

one armed bandit

A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.

The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.

by Cecil January 26, 2003

goog

Extremely good to a point of great satisfaction

My mother in-law cheese cake is goog I want to live with her

by Cecil March 21, 2004

Schu-Bunny

A synonym for the word "Penis".

After a long night of porno, the teenage boy went off to stroke his Schu-Bunny.

by Cecil October 21, 2003

will paine

(noun): a person who has sweaty butt sex with a woman weighing no less than 220 lbs. and has at least two cases of venerial diseases.
(verb): the act of being the dooode

will paine is so gay he's a fairy

by cecil February 08, 2005

burger punk

the smart ass kid behind the counter who spits in cop's food and pokes holes into their soda cups

"Burger Punk......YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

by CECIL July 10, 2003