lousbian

a lesbian who is a fan of lou ferrigno jr

"I love Lou Ferrigno Jr, even though I don't like men. I'm just a lousbian."

by bucktommy June 17, 2025

lolsbian

When two girls, usually close friends, pretend to be lesbians. They make comments about their sex lives together, and make awkward sexual advances toward each other. However, they are not actually lesbians or sleeping together. Nothing sexual every actually happens between the two of them.
Combines the terms 'lols' and 'lesbians'

Person 1: "Are those two lesbians?"
Person 2: "No, they're just lolsbians."

by tottaxlempia August 11, 2008

lousiana hot pocket

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up

Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

by Chewee May 21, 2016

Lousiana Purchase

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.

careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007

Shreveport Lousiana

Basically , a state where shooting &’ killings be happening.. we got cedar grove , cooperroad , lakeside , queensbourgh , hollywood , &’ some more hoods . Everybody be beefing and crap , so its not likely that you will come to Shreveport without getting popped, yu gone see crackheads on every corner , niggas selling shoes , raggedy ass corner store , badbuilt women cheating , dirty fonky niggas , &’ hoodrat kids with snotty noses &’ saggy pampers , in Shreveport yu gotta duck &’ dodge or yu gone get popped or grazed

Where yu stay ? Shiddd in Shreveport lousiana , my cousin just got popped not to long ago by his daddy .

by BigLitah October 20, 2021