lolsbian 

When two girls, usually close friends, pretend to be lesbians. They make comments about their sex lives together, and make awkward sexual advances toward each other. However, they are not actually lesbians or sleeping together. Nothing sexual every actually happens between the two of them.
Combines the terms 'lols' and 'lesbians'

Person 1: "Are those two lesbians?"
Person 2: "No, they're just lolsbians."

lolsbian by tottaxlempia August 11, 2008

Lossbian 

A very very attractive girl who is a pure, hardcore, dyke lovin', never-in-a-million-years-would-touch-a-guy lesbian. She is considered a great loss in that no guy will ever have the pleasure of seeing what she can do between the sheets, hence the term lossbian.

*Note when two lossbians hook up, it is okay because the potential to witness hot girl on girl is there.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a solid 10! Whatta rack!
Guy 2: Ya...cept she is in love with Wanda Dinkle (points to the typical "other" lesbian girl, complete with a mullet, upper lip stash and muscle shirt showing off her anchor tatoo)
Guy 1: Oh, such a lossbian
Guy 2: Yup (sips brew to try and make Wanda appear better so when they kiss, it looks somewhat hot)

Lossbian by GingerKid17 April 14, 2010

lousbian 

a lesbian who is a fan of lou ferrigno jr

"I love Lou Ferrigno Jr, even though I don't like men. I'm just a lousbian."

lousbian by bucktommy June 17, 2025