Lossbian 

A very very attractive girl who is a pure, hardcore, dyke lovin', never-in-a-million-years-would-touch-a-guy lesbian. She is considered a great loss in that no guy will ever have the pleasure of seeing what she can do between the sheets, hence the term lossbian.

*Note when two lossbians hook up, it is okay because the potential to witness hot girl on girl is there.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a solid 10! Whatta rack!
Guy 2: Ya...cept she is in love with Wanda Dinkle (points to the typical "other" lesbian girl, complete with a mullet, upper lip stash and muscle shirt showing off her anchor tatoo)
Guy 1: Oh, such a lossbian
Guy 2: Yup (sips brew to try and make Wanda appear better so when they kiss, it looks somewhat hot)

Lossbian by GingerKid17 April 14, 2010

lolsbian 

When two girls, usually close friends, pretend to be lesbians. They make comments about their sex lives together, and make awkward sexual advances toward each other. However, they are not actually lesbians or sleeping together. Nothing sexual every actually happens between the two of them.
Combines the terms 'lols' and 'lesbians'

Person 1: "Are those two lesbians?"
Person 2: "No, they're just lolsbians."

lolsbian by tottaxlempia August 11, 2008

Losebian 

Pronounced (LOOZ-bie-un):

A loser lesbian.
A lesbian who just CAN'T seem to get laid, or get a date, or find a lover. Chicks always escape her.

Jess (a lesbian): Damn! My luck with chicks is HORRIBLE.

Alice: Mmm...You'd think being a lesbian, it'd get you some vag!

Jess: I guess I'm not a true lesbian then...I must be a losebian. =(

or

Lucy (a lesbian): What the FUCK!?
I just got rejected by that girl...

Liz: Girl, I hate to break it to ya...but you're a losebian. =/

Losebian by EmjayBAH June 20, 2010

lessbian

a hetereosexual woman that does not fit into the ultra-feminine girly-girl mold. She is straight but appears a bit(or a lot) butchy, she is LESS likely to wear make-up, dresses, high heels, stockings, lingerie, style her hair, wax eyebrows, shave, tan, get manicures, pedicures,etc, and LESS likely to be gay. Thus she is a LESSbian.

lessbians are everywhere, most straight female athletes, feminists, hippies

lessbian by ms. becky sue October 3, 2008

lousbian 

a lesbian who is a fan of lou ferrigno jr

"I love Lou Ferrigno Jr, even though I don't like men. I'm just a lousbian."

lousbian by bucktommy June 17, 2025