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A term used to describe a middle aged grouchy man who cant find humor in anything and instead rants and raves about anything he finds not to his liking.

a person who is not liked by anyone because of his negative attitude towards everyone.
I just had my thread closed by that loumaag of a moderator
loumaag by Scannerman December 23, 2007
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Laugh Until My Ass Hurts
LUMAH, your so funny.
(please add)

Loumaag -
(n. Lou·maag, Vulgar Slang)
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.

(adj. loumagg·er, Vulgar Slang)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
3. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of loumaggers.

Someone pulled a loumaag on my account status

My post has been edited but with no justification, someone is pulling a loumaag.

loumaag by Stanley DeBanks March 6, 2008
Laugh Until My Ass Hurts
Lumah, that was so funny.

loomah valoomah 

A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
loomah valoomah by Farrah J August 26, 2007
When a skinny Mexican doesn’t know modern slang
Hey man I accidentally tripped a midget
“LOUMAO!”
loumao by NickFolesMVP June 17, 2018