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loumaag
A term used to describe a middle aged grouchy man who cant find humor in anything and instead rants and raves about anything he finds not to his liking.
a person who is not liked by anyone because of his negative attitude towards everyone.
a person who is not liked by anyone because of his negative attitude towards everyone.
loumaag by Scannerman December 23, 2007
Related Words
loumah • loumaag • LUMAH • Lomah • loomah valoomah • Louahanna-Rane • Louma • loumaile • loumaiss • loumana
LUMAH
Laugh Until My Ass Hurts
LUMAH, your so funny.
LUMAH by 123qwertasdfghyhgtthhygt gtghh January 14, 2010
loumaag
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Loumaag -
(n. Lou·maag, Vulgar Slang)
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.
(adj. loumagg·er, Vulgar Slang)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
3. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of loumaggers.
Loumaag -
(n. Lou·maag, Vulgar Slang)
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.
(adj. loumagg·er, Vulgar Slang)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
3. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of loumaggers.
Someone pulled a loumaag on my account status
My post has been edited but with no justification, someone is pulling a loumaag.
My post has been edited but with no justification, someone is pulling a loumaag.
loumaag by Stanley DeBanks March 6, 2008
LUMAH
Laugh Until My Ass Hurts
Lumah, that was so funny.
LUMAH by asdghkl;gfdcfghjkjhyfdszfyuiju January 14, 2010
loomah valoomah
A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
loomah valoomah by Farrah J August 26, 2007
loumao
loumao by NickFolesMVP June 17, 2018
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