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Lotion Man 

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!
Lotion Man by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021

fun man lotion 

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.
"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

Man lotion 

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.
I covered my girl in man lotion last night
Man lotion by hobo ben June 14, 2018

lotionman 

Lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, Strong Mad, calls the King of Town's dunce cap in the Strong Bad email "origins".
"...stole the King Of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don't ask, it was Strong mad's idea."
lotionman by DeusExMachina February 13, 2005
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026