lotion man 

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes

dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man

lotion man by danaturalb May 13, 2005

Lotion Man 

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes

The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!

Lotion Man by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021

fun man lotion 

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.

"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

fun man lotion by that person......you know...... April 18, 2003

Man lotion 

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

Man lotion by hobo ben June 14, 2018

lotionman 

Lotionman is what our favorite gargantuan, Strong Mad, calls the King of Town's dunce cap in the Strong Bad email "origins".

"...stole the King Of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. Don't ask, it was Strong mad's idea."

lotionman by DeusExMachina February 13, 2005