1 definition by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!
by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 February 1, 2021
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